[Refrain] A D Bm Oh, aye-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee G A D Aye-dee-die-dee-die! [Verse] D I met a lass in Kilkenny G D I loved her with my heart D But now she's done something bad E A When we made love, she'd fart! D She met someone else G D She left me clear and dry D I think I might divorce her, G A D And then I'll get real high! [Refrain] A D Bm Oh, aye-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee G A D Aye-dee-die-dee-die! [Verse] D I said "what are you doing? G D You're breaking us up here! D You're screwing all over town, E A Giving away your rear!" D She said "I don't love ya! G D I hate the sight of your face! D Go and put out a fire, G A D A Aaaah, bitch!" Oh! [Outro] D Bm Aye-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee G A D A D Aye, dee, die, dee, die!