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Always Marry An Ugly Girl Chords

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 D                 G
When I was just a young boy
   D              A
My father said to me
    D                G
Son listen to these words or mine
         A                  D
They'll save you much misery

D                G
Always marry an ugly girl
 D                  A
She's the very best kind
       D          G
She'll never ever leave you
       A                  D
And if she does you won't mind


    D           G
One day an ugly girl was born
          D                A
She had a face just like a lama 
When they brought her to her daddy
   A                    D
He went and slapped her momma


   D                  G
My brother married an ugly girl
       D                A
He was with her all the time
    D                  G
But when his son stole her away
   A             D
He didn't really mind. 


   D                   G
My daughter married an ugly girl
   D             A
We couldn't understand
       D             G
We all felt a little better
     A            D
When she became a man. 


   D              G
My son married an ugly girl
    D           A
She wouldn't go away
   D                           G
He burned all her stuff in the backyard
    A                D
But she came back anyway. 


     D                   G
So I went and married an ugly girl
      D               A
Don't tell her I said so
    D               G
She seems to really love me
    A              D
But why I'll never know
   D                 G
My wife married this ugly man
  D               A
I guess I did her wrong
   D                       G
She went and hit me with a frying pan
  A                 D
Because I sang this song. 

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