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Blood Sweat And Beers - Russell Crowe Teabagging Song ukulele

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Chord progression is the same for all verses

F			F
I see you sleeping peacefully
G		F, F, F
This is my opportunity
F		F
I ease myself into your bed
G		F, F, F
And place my balls upon your head

I slowly dip them up and down
Your sleeping smile becomes a frown
You stir slightly so I wait
I let your nose caress my taint

Chorus
Em			F
A teabag is a sign of affection
Em			F
You want proof, look at my erection
Em		G			F, F, F
It stands tall and proud above your head

A teabag is a thing of beauty
I take a picture and it's my duty
To send it out to every one of your friends

Verse 3

My balls are resting on your cheeks
My excitement's nearly reached its peak
If this were a helmet on your nose
This headgear would be Russell Crowe's

Teabagging is such fun for me
But there's no functionality (like the metric system or The Shocker)
The Roman Wars, they come and go
But my cock and balls you'll always know

A teabag is a sign of affection
You want proof, look at my erection
It stands tall and proud above your face

A teabag is one hell of a story
A freakish deed, yet full of glory
This precious moment we can't waste

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