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Charles Penrose - The Laughing Policeman Chords

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]Intro]

G C D G

[Verse 1]
  G                             C
I know a fat old policeman he's always on our street
  D                              G
A fat and jolly red-faced man he really is a treat
                                   C
He's too kind for a policeman he's never known to frown
    D                                        G
And everybody says he is the happiest man in town

[Refrain] 
   G                       C
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha hah  
D                       G
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha 
G                       C
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha hah  
D                                   G  G C D G
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha 
  
[Verse 2
G                            C
He laughs upon point duty he laughs upon his beat
   D                             G
He laughs at everybody when he's walking in the street
                              C 
He never can stop laughing he says he's never tried
    D                                             G
But once he did arrest a man and laughed until he cried

[Refrain] 
   G                       C
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha hah  
D                       G
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha 
G                       C
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha hah  
D                                   G  G C D G
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha 

[Verse 3] 
G                              C
His jolly face is wrinkled and then he shut his eyes
   D                             G
He opened his great big mouth it was a wondrous size
                                C
He said "I must arrest you!" he didn't know what for
    D                                                     G
And then he started laughing until he cracked his fat old jaw

[Refrain] 
   G                       C
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha hah  
D                       G
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha 
G                       C
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha hah  
D                                   G  G C D G
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha 

[Verse 4]
G                                  C
So if you chance to meet him while walking 'round the town
D                                 G 
Shake him by his fat old hand and give him half a crown
                                     C
His eyes will beam and sparkle he'll gurgle with delight
    D                                                   G
And then you'll start him laughing with all his blessed might

[Refrain] 
   G                       C
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha hah  
D                       G
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha 
G                       C
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha hah  
D                                   G  
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha 



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