[Verse 1] Am You're one day old. So how could you tell? E That life's really messed up and even though Am Its not your fault, you didn't do the crime. E Am You'll do the time. [Chorus] C G Welcome to the Universe Am E It's all right now don't you cry C G I must apologize. Am It's just the way things work, its really not that bad, E When you close your eyes. C G Say goodbye to the uterus. Am E It's so cold outside. C G Welcome to the Universe. Am I really wish things were better here, E Am But it's al- right.