Dakota Rimmer & Adam Loring - "Jason" Stanard tuning http://dakotarimmer.podbean.com/e/the-art-of-comedy-music/ Intro (Picking) C G Am F x2 C G Am F x2 (speaking) Hey gurl, Why dontcha come sit down with me a second. Theres somethign thats been weighin' pretty heavlily on my heart and i just gotta let you know Verse 1 C G Am We've been together for a long time F And i know we're in love C G Am I think i want you with me all the dang time F Like the stars above C G Theres alotta of stuff i like about you, Am F Your hair, your eyes, your chest - Especially your chest C G Am Theres really nothin' that i dont like about you F Except for this one thing... Chorus G Your names Jason, I dont understand it F what were your parents thinking when they named you Jason G I'll settle for another name just get it changed F You're the only one i'm chasin, and im so in love with you C Jason. C G Am F x1 Spoken Here we go Verse 2 (C G Am F) Now i know you might feel a little betrayed I've left you wide open and maybe splayed I cut you in two with my accusation by that doesnt quench my love for you Jason I love you so much, not even gonna mention how your middle names Richard that doesnt make sense but whatever If you'll just get it changed We can see how happy, this relationship can be Am Jason, F I wanna spend some time in your drawers Am F I love you Jason, Jason Richard Am F If you wanna hang out and come over to my house Am we can Netflix and chill Am call your friend Bill Am Who's also a girl Am I really dont understand this town. F C But i love you.... Jason (Spoken) By the way i slept with bill.........The End!