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Kenneth Sayers - Commodious Commode Chords

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[Verse]

         C
I want a commodious commode
   G
To have when I get old
       F
With a super soft toilet seat
           G
One that's easy on my cheeks 

       C
I need super soft toilet paper
        G
Not the kind like sandpaper
       F
But it needs to be the stronger kind
          G
So none's left in my behind. 


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         C
I need a shelf with lots of books
          G
Perhaps a stove so I can cook
           F
That would really make me smile
          G
Cause I'm gonna a be there a while. 


[Verse]

         C
I need a commodious commode
         G
One that can handle heavy loads
       F
With a super powered flush
      G
So it won't ever stop up.


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       C
And if I'm ever feeling frustration
         G
When I'm stopped up from constipation
  F
I know it will be okay
            G
Cause I can sit in there all day.


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C
Everyone needs a place
               G
Where they can go  just to escape
      F
Well, that's good enough for me
    G
And people can just let me be. 


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    F
Now I don't ask for much I'm a simple man
    C
But I'd like some comfort when I use the can
          G                     F
Oh when I really really have to go
            G             C
I want me a commodious commode
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