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                   KOGAN BROKE MY PIZZA SLICER - SoulBroNo3
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Tabbed by: Seismatters
Tuning: Standard E A D G B E
Reference: http://www.datpiff.com/SoulBroNo3-Kikis-Pizza-Delivery-Service-mixtape.731988.html

Capo 1

This song is based off 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None The Richer. As a result I used
the chords by Julio Alberto Sebastian Baena albert_slasher@hotmail.com for reference.

Also (I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this but anyway), if the lyrics are in brackets,
that's because they are lyrics that are rapped at the same time as the sung lyrics. So they 
will not have chords over them because you're supposed to just use the chords above the sung 
lyrics.


INTRO
  D
   I made a song called 'Kogan with cheese how you please
        Dmaj7
   July 2014', and it went on a really cool mixtape.
 D7
   Since then Kogan visited my house and uuum
 Dmaj7
   He's a destructive little tyrant.
  D                                           Dmaj7
   He broke my pizza slicer and toilet in the same day.
  D7                    Dmaj7
   'Cos he's an animal, not a person.

VERSE 1 
   D 
   Bust in the door and he's lookin' at me like
   Dmaj7
   'Why we gotta be in after the streetlight?'
   D7
   Parking spot's hot so we just gotta eat like
   Dmaj7
   Tummy keeps tight on a slight appetite, right?
   D
   Reasoning could've worked but he just won't
   Dmaj7
   Gaylord Hotel Morning croissants
   D7
   For nice bucks though so I cut slow, you must know 
   G
   I never no show, so just don't.

CHORUS

       Em    A
   Oh, kiss me    
                 (Fuck You) 

   D           Bm
   beneath the milky twilight 

   Em   A
   lead me
       (You broke my pizza slicer)

   D          D7           G         A              D
   out on the moonlight floor,  lift your open hand
                          (You kicked the flushing mechanic on my toilet and snapped it in half)

                 A                Bm
   strike up the band and let the fireflies 
                                    (What kind of fucking guest are you?)

          A               G        A 
   dance, silver moon's sparkling
                        (Look at where we at, 'cos she thinks she all that... yeah, cool movie)
        D
   kiss me


VERSE 2 -- PART I 

        D
   It's never the right pressure, having to buy a dress-shirt
   Dmaj7
   Toilet's funeral 'cos he snapped the lever
   D7
   Thinking it ain't clever, thinking it's like whatever,
   Dmaj7
   Read the price on my pizza slicer


VERSE 2 -- PART II

   D
   Kiss me 
            (No)
   Dmaj7
   down by the broken treehouse

   D7
   Swing me
  (Yeah, "broken treehouse", you break that too, asshole?)
   
   Dmaj7
   upon its hanging tire
                 (Fuck you)

   D
   Bring Bring
            (You break everything)

   Dmaj7
   bring your flowered hat, we'll
   (Everything you touch breaks)
   
   D7                          G               
   take the trail marked on your father's map, oh
    (Every girl you've ever met, her heart is broken... 'cos you break everything)


VERSE 2 -- PART III

           Em                      A 
   Bustin' shit left-and-right, my S.O.S. light,
          D                    Bm         
   please save me, from this baby, of destructive
   Em                      A                      D
   might and I might, as a type, grab a shield to fight
                     Bm 
   but I'll yield tonight, 'cos I feel this tight.

   Em           A      
   Never had a slice of pie
   D                           Bm
   puts the wheel down and the round-screw dies
   Em              A
   face in pan, no hands in the den,
   G                                       A
   coming up for air, looking like pig pen...
   
   ...'cos you're a little garbage baby 


BRIDGE

   D
   Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him
   Dmaj7
   Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him
        D7
   This sounds like Super Mario Sunshine
       Dmaj7
   but Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him


CHORUS 2 -- PART I

   Em                  A
   It's $2.99 for replacing mine
   D                              Bm
   can't pay the crime? then you're putting in time
       Em          A
   and I'm... the crust curator
   D                       Bm
   don't get sauced in my pizza theatre
   

CHORUS 2 -- PART II

       Em    A
   Oh, kiss me    
                 (Any girl that kisses you gets chapped lips) 

   D           Bm
   beneath the milky twilight 

   Em   A
   lead me
       (You broke them. You broke the lips)

   D          D7           G         A              D
   out on the moonlight floor,  lift your open hand
    (If you kiss the girl that's singing this, she won't have lips anymore, because you fucked it up)

                 A                Bm
   strike up the band and let the fireflies 
                 (I hate you)

          A               G        A 
   dance, silver moon's sparkling
  (Go break somebody else's toilet... see where we at while sh-she's all that)
        D
   kiss me


VERSE 3
  
   D
   Not really a money attack, 'cos he erratic
            Dmaj7
   and I'll retract any statements about your anus 
         D7
   can't fake this, that isn't polite 
              Dmaj7                                   D
   bringing a light of truth to fight ruthless faces  

    
   take this 'cos I wasn't done
         Dmaj7
   said 'you're a brick wall for tons of fun'
          D7
   in the end you lost, your desposit's tossed
       Dmaj7
   ask what my cutter cost 
   
   and reply when you've got it, boss 

OUTRO

 D
   Duh, it's me Kogan
 Dmaj7 
  'Ey boss, it's me Kogan
 D7
   What are we gonna do, boss?
 Dmaj7
   It's me, Kogan

 D
   Duh, boss, I broke it
 Dmaj7
   I broke everything boss
 D7
   Duh, it's me Kogan
 Dmaj7
   Fuck You

end on D

   "Pay for my pizza slicer. Pay for my fucking pizza slicer. I'm not even fucking joking right now. You think
   you can fucking get away with that for free?" 
   

 
   
   

            
            
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