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Parodies By Oscar - The Whore Of The Chrysler Lebaron chords

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This guy's youtube video went viral of him singing this in a bar. Hilarious.
It's to the tune of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot.
He has some other funny parodies too. Check out his webpage.

     Asus2                    Em
It's fairly well known in the place I call home
       G             D           Asus2
I like girls with an ass that is roomy
  Asus2                  Em
I met an old slut with a very large butt
         G            D             Asus2
She said son, for ten bucks you can do me

    Asus2                       Em
The bathroom wall said that she gave some good head
          G            D             Asus2
And for a good time to call her this evenin'
  Asus2                     Em
I was worried though that I just didn't know
       G            D               Asus2
If I'd wind up with some dude named Steven

  Asus2                  Em
I gave her a call and we went to the mall
       G         D         Asus2
And we enjoyed a couple of Slurpees
    Asus2                  Em
Was two days or more I was pretty damn sore
        G           D           Asus2
I found out the old bag gave me herpes

Asus2                        Em
Her hair was died she didn't have a good side
        G               D              Asus2
She had moved here from someplace near Boston
     Asus2                  Em
When I got her home and she took off her clothes
         G          D          Asus2
Well, my cookies, I just about tossed 'em

    Asus2                               Em
Her bush when she turned looked like an overgrown fern
   G         D            Asus2
In desperate need of some water
    Asus2                     Em
Her elbows and knees had some scabby disease
        G               D             Asus2
And her mustache looked like Sergeant Slaughter

  Asus2                            Em
I turned off the light, cause if I looked at her right
  G            D                Asus2
I felt like my eyes would start failing
     Asus2               Em
Then I ran outside as my lunch began to slide
      G       D        Asus2
And I vomited over the railing

  Asus2               Em
I went back inside to finish my ride
    G            D            Asus2
St. Paddy's it's been good to know ya
    Asus2                             Em
She said not so fast bro, there's something you should know
         G             D            Asus2
Now come here I've got something to show ya

    Asus2                          Em
The skin looked all wrong right up next to her thong
       G          D           Asus2
It was red an' it looked irritated
         Asus2                      Em
Found an itch on my crank, and then my heart just sank
   G                 D          Asus2
Aw damn, I should've just masturbated

     Asus2                 Em
Does anyone know where the love of God goes
         G          D               Asus2
When you pee and it feels just like acid
    Asus2                Em
Was two weeks ago that I slept with that ho
       G          D             Asus2
And my penis, now it just stays flaccid

    Asus2                        Em
You might like this song and you might sing along
        G        D               Asus2
And you may even think that it's funny
    Asus2                   Em
But you wouldn't know if every time you go
          G               D              Asus2
There's a discharge, it's white and it's runny

   Asus2              Em
My tale now spans all across this great land
     G             D          Asus2
From Maine all the way to the Rockies
   Asus2                     Em
My penile steams like a cappuccino machine
       G             D           Asus2
And it keeps burning holes in my jockies

     Asus2                  Em
That filthy ol' ho lives in Detroit they say
         G             D        Asus2
And it's doubtful that anyone's carin'
    Asus2                  Em
Her career high she banged twenty nine guys
       G           D          Asus2
On the hood of her Chrysler Lebaron

    Asus2                Em
The doctors all say that smell won't go away
          G                  D                 Asus2
Like some shrimp that's been shipped here from China
     Asus2                Em
I've tried Listerine even used Listerine
       G                     D        Asus2
But my gut still smells like filthy vagina

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