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Riley Friesen - Functions ukulele

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Functions By: Riley Friesen
Verse 1:
  Am	      F	             C		     
Made Myself a sandwich this morning
   C  C
I ate it
     Am	         F	       C
I chewed it and stimulated my salivary
C  C
Glands
    Am	             F	               C
My Taste buds were functioning and it wasn’t good
  C     C
I hated it
    Am	          F	         C
At least I could swallow it, it went down my
  C   C
Esophagus

Chorus:
  F	       C            C              Am
These are the functions of your digestive tract
 F	     C                C               Am
You may not like it but you can’t escape the fact

Verse 2:
     Am	         F	     C
It landed in my stomach it sloshed around in the
C	      C
Hydrochloric acid
     Am	               F             C
it squeezed through a valve to the smaller
   C           C
intestinal cavity
        Am		F	        C
it was broken down and absorbed by the little things
       C  C
Called Villi
Am	     F	               C
Man what you can’t learn from watching some
C     C
Bill Nye™

Chorus


Verse 3
      Am	 F		       C
The stuff that wasn’t absorbed by the villi goes to the
 C         C
Large Intestine
 Am       F	      C
There it festers for up to
   C	     C
Twenty-Four Hours
  Am	       F	     C
After that it gets a little bit more
C   C
Awkward 
     Am		       F	       C
Some stuff happens and hopefully some more happens that
     C	      C
I’m not gonna mention

Chorus

Bridge:
  C	        C		     Am	         F
Hopefully  You learned something by watching my show
C	      C		            Am           F
Now if you’d please excuse me I’ve really got to go

Chorus


I don't own Bill Nye™  I am not Bill Nye™, i don't endorse Bill Nye™ so DON'T SUE ME!
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