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Rory Petts - Lithu Aint Ya ukulele

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[Intro]
Eb B C# Bb7 x4

[Verse]

Eb
I once met a bird off plenty of fish
B
It was clear from her accent that she was polish
C#
Tyskie in hand, knickers like a parachute
Bb7
Arms like a navvy and a face like dried fruit

Eb
We went to the pub where our story begins
B
She stole the barmans job and she kicked him in the shins
C#
Crushed a pint glass into tiny bits in her fist
Bb7
Goose stepped onto the bar and took it for the communists


[Chorus]

Eb
She smells like a pomeranian
B
Her origins subterrainian
C#
But she isn't polish no
Bb7
She's a ---- fucking alien!


[Verse]

Eb
I once met a bird who was being restrained
B
Bouncers said from her strength she must be from ukraine
C#
She bit a blokes ear off and refused to spit it out
Bb7
She downed her hipflask then proceeded to pass out

Eb
I once met a girl suffering a concussion
B
It was clear from the drool that she was a fucking russian
C#
She had vodka in her beard and anger in her eyes
Bb7
I thought someone has lost their mail order bride


[Chorus]

Eb
She smells like a pomeranian
B
Her origins subterrainian
C#
But she isn't polish no
Bb7
She's a  ---- fucking alien!


[Verse]

Eb
I once met a bird who had Ab luto phobia
B
I could tell from her extra toes she was estonian
C#
Eating pasta and ketchup and looking rather grumpy
Bb7
Catching lice from her thigh and eating them like a monkey

Eb
I once met a girl with a dreadlocked mullet
B
She must have immigrated from Czech republic
C#
How could she smell after swimming the english channel
Bb7
She saw the border police and almost swallowed her adams apple


[Chorus]

Eb
She smells like a pomeranian
B
Her origins subterrainian
C#
But she isn't polish no
Bb7
She's a --- Lit ----
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little bit drunk and cant remember where she came from

            
            
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