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Sarah Donner - The Motherfucking Pterodactyl Song Chords

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THE MOTHERFUCKING PTERODACTYL SONG by The Oatmeal & Sarah Donner
standard tuning, capo 2
E|---------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------|
G|-----9-----9-----7-----7---------------|
D|-----9-----9-----7-----7-------5-----7-|
A|-----7-----------5-------------5-----7-|
E|-----x-----9-----------5-------3-----5-|

CHORUS:
He is the motherfucking pterodactyl
Here to tear you a new asshole

VERSE: E   A   C#m   A
Yes it's true
He ate ten thousand lightening bugs
Kissing his bowels like a million hugs
He shat them out one phosphorescent night
E   A   C#m   B
Painting it like Christmas lights

CHORUS

VERSE: E   A   C#m   A
Yes it's true
His plummage is the best in town
All the hoes touch his sexy pteroid bone
And he does put the T-Rex to shame
E   A   C#m   B
Those pussy arms on that pussy frame

CHORUS

VERSE: E   A   C#m   A
Yes it's true he enjoys his hobbies too
He smokes his pipe, rollerblades, and finds ladies to woo
Oh, yes it's true he rode with the Triassic crew
E   A   C#m   B
That includes Lystrosaurus and Plateosaurus too

E|-----------------|
B|-----------------|
G|-----------------|
D|---5------7------|
A|---5------7------|
E|---3------5------|

He is awkward on the floor
His feet at shit and his balance quite poor


E   E/F#   E/G#   A
He hooked up with a grizzly bear
They made sweet love under the sea
In outer space and everywhere

Yes that bear gave birth to a motherfucking pterodactyl
Who just might ptero you a new asshole
So beware motherfuckers beware
He is the motherfucking pterodactyl
He is the motherfucking pterodactyl
Remember him, remember his song, remember his tire iron
And his enchanting thong
He's the motherfucking pterodactyl
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