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Spose - Im Awesome Chords

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jcn2010 38
This is my first tab! I copied the lyrics so they might be wrong. Not to sure 
about bridge - open to suggestions



Intro: C - G - F x2

Chorus:

               C
mother ****** im awesome, no your not dude don't lie
         F
im awesome, im driving round in my moms ride
         G
im awesome, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
                        C
mother ****** im awesome, i will run away from a brawl
          F
im awesome, theres no voicemail nobody called
          G
im awesome, i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall






C
you know my pants sag low(low)
                     F
even though(though) that went out of style like ten years ago(go)
G
spose i got the swagger of a cripple
(F) G
i got little biceps getting fatter in the middle
C
and lyrically im not the best
F
physically the opposite of randy moss and yet 
G
so puposteruis feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest, oh yes
C
the girls are repulsed 
F
so i hide in my hood like im joining a cult
G
im as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased

C
me ill never date an actress
got too many back zits
F
plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
G
every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this
its cuz my little sister wrote it





Chorus:

               C
mother ****** im awesome, no your not dude don't lie
         F
im awesome, im driving round in my moms ride
         G
im awesome, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
                        C
mother ****** im awesome, i will run away from a brawl
          F
im awesome, theres no voicemail nobody called
          G
im awesome, i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall




C-G-F x2



uh and my unibrow is plucked
just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks
shes like "for what?
blunt wraps and some heinekens?
you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins
i'm like mom please don't blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and aunt steve
my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
and the hair on my @ss it is jumanji

suit untailored, ringtone taylor swift
can't tweet up on my twitter
cuz i haven't done sh!t
blank account red, body ungroomed
the good thing about me is i'm off stage soon


Chorus


C-G-F x2 

Bridge
Dm
futher more i'm cornier than ethynol
cheesier than provolone
i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
Am
with a ego the size of tim duncan
even though i got shit for brains like a blumpkin
C
i'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
bacause i spent a decade filling
optimuos and 
F
i'm not even the bomb in maine
on my game and only about as sexy as john mccain.


Same as verses: 

Now put your hands up if you have nightmares.
If you wouldn't man up. If there was a fight here.
If you got dandruff. If you drink light beer.
Im outta breath


Chorus


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shashwat22 20 wrote on May 21 2010, 07:18 am

mother****er m awesome.......
awesome tab man but the dm sounds a bit off!!

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