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The Lancashire Hotpots - Me Psp ukulele

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This is tabbed from the "Never Mind the Hotpots" live album, so I've put in
Bernard's ad-lib vocals.
You can use a capo on the 5th fret or just use barre chords 'centred around the 5th fret.

It's made up of 3 chords F, Gm7, and C. The lyrics within the speech marks are 
'sung' in a 'female's' voice.



The basic pattern is:

F, Gm7, C, F, F, Gm7, C, C

To get the gist of the rhythmn and chord changes, just listen to the song.

 F
I've got a confession to make,
      Gm7
For a man of my age,
     C
Now young lads play with it all the time,
     F
They think it's all the rage,
F
They do it in their bedrooms,
            Gm7
When their mum and dads in bed,
       C
Grown men like me shouldn't do it,
         C
'Cause we've got wives instead,



             F
I've tried talkin' to the wife,
          Gm7
But she doesn't understand,
         C
The pleasure that it gives me,
         F
When I hold it in me hand,
     F
The longer I play wi' it,
    Gm7
The more it gets 'ard,
   C
Especially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!

Bridge:
F
Dirty! You were thinkin' about somethin' else, I can tell!


F
It started one day,
Gm7
I got a bonus from work,
C
Two hundred pounds,
F
Oh the wife she went berzerk,
F
'Cause she sent me down to B&Q,
Gm7
To go and buy some shelves,
C
But I spent the cash in gamestation,
C
And she played merry hell!


F                            Gm7
See I got meself a PSP wi' a couple o' great games,
C
And ever since I've bought it,
F
Life hasn't been the same,
F                                  Gm7
Well she wants me't do the gutters, "It'd only take a day",
C
But now I'm wastin' all me time playin' GTA


 F           Gm7
Oh me PSP, me PSP,
C
It really is fantastic,
F
It is the one for me,
F                               Gm7
When I saw it in the shop just sittin' on a shelf,
C
'Cause now I get so much pleasure playin with meself,
F                                     Gm7
I've tried talkin' to the wife but she doesn't understand,
F
The pleasure that it gives me when I 'old it in me 'and,
F                            Gm7
The longer I play wi'it the more it gets 'ard,
C
Especially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!!


F
Right


F                                 Gm7
But wife is gettin' fed up now I never come to bed,
C                           F
I just sit on the sofa and play fifa instead,
F                                 Gm7
She puts on sexy underwear and gives me come-to-bed eyes,
C
But the kid down't road I've got to beat him he's on to level five!


F          Gm7
Oh me PSP, me PSP,
C
It really is fantastic,
F
It is the one for me,
F                              Gm7
Glad I saw it in the shop just sittin' on a shelf,
C
'Cause now I get so much pleasure playin with meself,
F                                       Gm7
I've tried talkin' to the wife but she doesn't understand,
C                                    F
The pleasure that it gives me when I 'old it in me 'and,
F                           Gm7
The longer I play wi'it the more it gets 'ard,
C
Especially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!!


F
Right, Left, left, left, left, I'm pressin' it jean, I'm bloody pressin' it!!


F                                      Gm7
And then one night when me 'n wife are cosy lay in bed,
    C                               F
She whispered softly in me ear and this is what she said;
 F                                           Gm7
"Darlin' I've been thinkin'", (what about)? "'bout our bedroom fun",
 C 
"And the pleasure that you get, by movin just yer thumb", Dirty
     F                                           Gm7
"Well I bought mesell a present" What yer got? "To keep me entertained" 

Selfish
  C                                       F
"I'll confess that it takes batteries" Oh "But I'm sure you wont complain" Right
           F             
I couldn't think of what she'd bought,
Gm7
But I didn't have to guess,
 C
Cause right then she pulled it out - a nintendo D.S!


F                                 Gm7
I tried talkin' to the wife and now she understands,
C                                         F
The pleasure that it gives her when she 'olds it in 'er 'and,
F                               Gm7
The longer she plays wi'it the more it gets 'ard,
C
Especially when shes got n' memory on 'er memory card!!

            
            
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