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C           G
I'm dirty Susanna
                                   Am          Fm
I've got problems with grammar
C                             G                
So boy where's your manners
                         Am                  Fm
Come buy me a slammer

Am    F     X2

Am
She said how you doing
F
Welcome to Canning Town
          Am
I ain't got much money
And I talk real funny
        F
Now let me in the back of your van
                Am    
Now then I've had a couple of drinks
       F
But you look a bit of alright
         Am                 
and I put your bands sticker on me primark knickers
         F
and I think that might have broken the ice

Am 
And she told me her brother was a thief
F
A dead cockney for knocking out coppers teeth
Am
Her mum stayed home washing all the pots and pans
F
And when her old man came home he knocked her round
Am
And she told me her mother was on meph
F
Her daddy used to run with the ICF
Am                                                                                  F
I like getting out now then to catch a breath and meet a bloke or two
       Fm
And thats when she said

C                      G
I'm dirty Suzanna
                                   Am
I've got problems with grammar
                           Fm
Some say it's my stammer
                             C
But it's not not my fault
                                G
So boy where's your manners
                          Am
Come buy me a slammer
                      Fm
And you'll get laid
                            C 
And I will call you Dave
G                           Am
Yeah I will call you Dave
F                                       C 
Even though your name is Steve

Am 
She said that her last fella
                          F
He was a proper upmarket guy
Am    
Said he took her to the races
                                          F
And all the nice places like Nandos and TGI
Am        
She reached for her sambucca
       F       
As I notice her tatoo
Am         
It was a love heart with Steve

It was written down her sleeve
              F
Yeah my last bloke was called Dave too

Am
She told me she stuggled with her speech
       F
And ducked a lot of school to go hang out on the street
Am 
She tried so hard even *spoke of therapy*
F
No matter what she tried said it never worked for me
Am
She told me she never had no friends
      F
But made a few aquaintances by opening her legs
Am                                                                                            F
I think you and me we could probably go the length and have a sprog or two
        Fm
And that's when she said

C                      G
I'm dirty Suzanna
                                   Am
I've got problems with grammar
                           Fm
Some say it's my stammer
                             C
But it's not not my fault
                                G
So boy where's your manners
                          Am
Come buy me a slammer
                      Fm
And you'll get laid
                            C 
And I will call you Dave
G                           Am
Yeah I will call you Dave
Fm                                     C 
Even though your name is Steve

C, G, Am, Fm

C        
She said lets go out
        G
Lets go out to the cinema
               Am          
There's a Vue in Beckton or Dagenham
          Fm
And it really ain't that far
C
You can bring the big van
                    G
I'll bring the condoms and we can 
Am               
Fuck all through the night 
                                      Fm
That's why they call me dirty Suzanne

C
And if I should have a baby
        G
We'll get a council flat
        Am
Or maybe get a council house
Fm
Nah, you need three kids for that
C                                            G
You can take me shopping to Lakeside if we're flash
                      Am
And we'll have all we need
         Fm
Child Benefits and that

              C
I'm dirty Suzanna
G                                 Am
I've got problems with grammar
                           Fm
Some say it's my stammer
                                  C     G     Am      Fm
But it's not not my fault

C                      G
I'm dirty Suzanna
                                   Am
I've got problems with grammer
                           Fm
Some say it's my stammer
                             C
But it's not not my fault
                                G
So boy where's your manners
                          Am
Come buy me a slammer
                      Fm
And you'll get laid
                            C 
And I will call you Dave
G                           Am
Yeah I will call you Dave
F                                       C 
Even though your name is Steve
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