Alsatian Cousin by Morrissey, from the album - Viva Hate Em C D (x2) Em C Were you and he Lovers ? C D C And would you say so if you were ? C Em On a forecourt C On a Friday C Passing my way D C Oh... Em C D (x2) Em C Were you and he Lovers ? C D C And if you were, then say that you were! C Em On a groundsheet C Under canvas C With your tent-flap D C open wide Em C D (x2) Em C A note upon his desk C D C "P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!" C Em C Leather elbows on a tweed coat C -Oh!- D C Is THAT the best you can do ? Em C So came his reply : C D C "But on the desk is where I want you!" C Em C So I ask (even though I know, oh): D Were you and he lovers? Em C D (x2) -- Lots of buzzing effect on the album version and lots of arpeggio on the live, rockabilly, version. Check out the live version as a b-side to We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful. Enjoy. Go Team Morrissey! -Keith H.