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Verbatim ukulele

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Tabbed by Josh Mulla

I play this song with a CAPO on 3 so Im not endlessly doing barchords.
If you do not have a problem with barchords, you can use the transpose
tool to transpose the chorsd 3 half steps down.

Capo 3


Dm             Em
I wear women's underwear
           Am                        F
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
Dm                      Em
   I cross my legs just like a queer
       Am                      F
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya

Dm                Em
   What defines a straight man straight?
          Am                       F
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
Dm                      Em
   I'll tell you what a woman loves most
        Am                N.C.
It's a  man who can slap but can also stroke

Dm                      Em                        Am
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
        F              Em
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm                      
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Em                         Am
  no, no, no more getting' elated
        F            Em      Em
No more listless invitations


Dm          Em
I live by a hospital
          Am                            F
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
Dm           Em
I see people dying there
        Am                  F
But  my tender age makes it hard to care

Dm                Em
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
       Am                    F
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *ha*
Dm                 Em
   All I need is a heart attack
       Am             N.C.
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac


Dm                      Em                        Am
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
        F              Em
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm                      
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Em                         Am
  no, no, no more getting' elated
        F            E      E  Dm
No more listless invitations

        Dm   Dm Dm
For the love of fuck
        E    E  E
For the sake of Pete
        A    A      A
Did you ever really think
             F   F    F
You'd love a guy like me?
         Dm      Dm     Dm
I am the rooster in the morning
        E    E  E   E
I'm the cock of the day
        A     A      A
I'm the boxer in the briefs
      F      F     F
I'm a twelve ounce steak

Am    Em      Cm      F
Eh-oh   Eh-oh   Eh-oh  Yehbo
Am      F      Bb     F
  Yehbo  Yehbo  Yehbo  Yehbooooo

Bb          F
Ya, it's verbatim
    Bb           F
And ya, and it's naked
    Bb           F
And ya, and it's shakin'
   Em      Em     Em
It shakes, shakes shakes


Dm     Em        Am      F
  Oh oh  Yea eah   Oh oh   Yea eah

repeat to finish.

            
            
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