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Kung Fu Christmas chords

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There's more words, but in the album they are sung underneath the conversation and are undistinguishable. You could probably find them in the NatLamp Radio Hour version, though. Was this info helpful? Yes No
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Fmaj7 Em7 Dm7

[Verse 1]
Cmaj9         Dm7/G
Midnight in a ghetto street
Cmaj9                 Dm7/G
A desperate boy wants something to eat ('Cause he's dead on his feet)
       Cmaj9                      Dm7/G
To the man in the squad car, it's just his beat
Em7       Fmaj7    Fmaj9      Dm7/G
(He don't care, he don't live there
He lives in Queens
                              Fmaj7 Em7 Dm7
Not Manhattan or the Bronx or Brook-lyn)
Cmaj9                  Dm7/G
A thief on the roof, a mugger in the hall (Stick 'em up, Stick 'em up)
Cmaj9                      Dm7/G
A baby on the floor eating paint off the wall (How's he gonna grow tall?)
Cmaj9                             Dm7/G
But there's one time of year that brings joy to one and all
      Em7   Fmaj7      Fmaj9        Dm7/G
(When every race has a smile on its face)

[Chorus 1]
Fmaj7                     G/F
Junkie on the corner, the pusher uptown
Em7                           Am
Digging the Yuletide, Santa's getting down
Fmaj7             G/F
Holiday colors of red and green
Em7                          Am
Turkey's big and fat and the gangsta lean
Fmaj7          G/F
Numbers runner stops for a chat
Em7        Am      Fmaj7                   Dm7/G
The Apollo doorman tips his hat and he says:
Have a Kung Fu Christmas
               Fmaj7 Em Dm7
Have a Kung Fu Christma-as, ooh

[Verse 2]
Cmaj9                     Dm7/G
Living in the ghetto, you always lose
Cmaj9                                         Dm7/G
They'll shoot you for your socks, and they'll stick you for your shoes
              Cmaj9                   Dm7/G
When you're a super bad dude, you pay super bad dues
       Em7      Fmaj7       Fmaj9  Dm7/G
(Where fear and strife is a way of life)
              Cmaj9                 Dm7/G
But there's a man coming today with lots of loot
           Cmaj9                     Dm7/G
He's got a pimp-mo sleigh, a red and white fur suit
       Cmaj9                   Dm7/G
He's a Super Fly guy, and he's awful cute
      Em7      Fmaj7            Fmaj9       Dm7/G
(He's about to arrive, bringing Jingle Bell jive)

[Chorus 2]
Fmaj7                  G/F
Santa Claus making the Soul Train scene
Em7                          Am
Slicking down his beard with Afro Sheen
Fmaj7          G/F
Eeny meeny and miney mo
Em7                    Am
Frost in your hair and snow up your nose
Fmaj7                G/F
Diamond in the back, trimmed with holly
Em7                            Am
My girls on the street and I'm feeling jolly
Fmaj7                           G/F
Christmas Eve's coming with the last-minute bustle
Em7                                 Am
Santa tells the elves, "You'd better do The Hustle"

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