E I've seen your new boyfriend He's really good looking G/bar If he was a rent boy I'd probably book him A/bar Not that I'm really into that stuff E I'm just saying your boyfriend's incredibly buff E He's a really nice face really nice hair G/bar He's really polite And he's really aware A/bar He's got really nice teeth A really nice tan E. And he's really relaxed When the sh!t hits the fan. E But he makes ya look fat G/bar He makes you look ugly Like a man A/bar He makes ya look old Just like his nan E Yeah he makes you look fat He makes you look faaaaaaaaaat G/bar Yeah he makes you look lardy round the arse A/bar Don't ya know that he's in a different class? E Yeah he makes you look fat. E You two together What's wrong with this picture? G/bar You need a man Who's waist line will eclipse ya A/bar You need a man Who's a little more shoddy E. A gap in his teeth And an imperfect body E It's nothing you've done You've just shot far too high G/bar You get ignored While they give him the eye A/bar Don't get me wrong I'm not saying your fat E. It's just anyone would look fat If they're sat next to that. E Yeah he makes you look fat G/bar He makes ya look ugly in the face A/bar Don't ya know that you're looking out of place? E Yeah he makes you look fat He makes you look faaaaaaaaaaaaat G/bar He makes you look fat oh yes indeed Don't ya know that G/bar He's well out of your league E Yeah he makes you look fat. E I've got a solution You might like to try it G/bar You won't have to jog And ya won't have to diet A/bar I'm sure you will see To a certain degree E How good looking you'd be If ya stood next to me. E I can make ya look fit G/bar I can make ya look much fitter than him A/bar Look at my saggy double chin E I can make ya look fit I can make ya look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit G/bar I can make ya look fit Oh yes I can Don't ya know that I am your ideal man E,E,E I can make ya look fit,fit,fit E I can make ya look fit..