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ROAD TRIP - Ninja Sex Party
Standard Tuning (EADGBe), Capo 3

  I met a girl a few weeks ago 
  She's so smart and beautiful
  When she's around I feel my heart beat 
              C                 D
  Down in the very depths of my soul
  So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
  We're going on a cross-country trip
  'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
                C                  D
  We'll start a meaningful relationship


C               G
  Let’s hit the road
    D      Em        C          G      
  I was so close to... personal growth 
         D             Em
  So California here I come
C         G     D         Em
  I wanna bone across the nation 
F              C              D
  Let's bust a load of summer fun!

  I porked most of New York 
  I banged 'em silly in Philly
  I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more
  I slapped my groin on Des Moines
  And dropped my phallus in Dallas
             C                   D
  We’re only halfway through day four

  I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
  Bust coconuts on Miami
  I shot puree on Santa Fe
  I gave some penix to Phoenix
  And my nuts rattled Seattle
               C            D
  So hard they felt it in L.A.


C             G      D   Em
  Now here we are in California
C                 G
  These girls are hot
            D               Em
  And Brian bought us a new yacht 
 (Em)                      C
  He killed the previous owner
                  G          D    Em
  Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure
F            C                D
  This boner quest has just begun!

C            G
  I left 'em smitten in Britain
              D                           Em
  And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
C                 G
  Then things got beejy in Fiji
          D                              Em
  I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin' with Sweden 
C                   G
  New Zealand got a blast of my semen
             D                                   Em
  I did some butt stuff with Russians until they got a concussion
  G          C
  I Banged-ladesh!
  Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, 'cause...

C                G
  I've conquered Earth
        D       Em 
  It is time to move on!
C              G
  Let's take a rocket
            D         Em
  Find some hot alien sluts
 (Em)            C 
  Set phasers to thrust
  No time for spacesuits
       D       Em
  I am way too horny!
F                 C
  Let's show this galaxy what's - HAUKKKKKKKKK

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sinForge xJp 1,563 Jul 15, 2015 10:41 AM, edited on July 17 2015, 05:28 pm

Thank you so much for the ratings!

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connorparty 25 Apr 17, 2016 08:32 PM

Yeah man this is a great post, I'm sorry it looked like I had given it a poor rating, I don't ever remember doing that. Plus, you make wax fang tabs and like nobody does that and i love them, you you're a real cool guy in my book.

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RAFUNK99 20 Jul 03, 2016 08:12 AM

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