Fmaj7 Gm7 Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake C Fmaj7 Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies, Gm Fmaj7 Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style, Bb Am Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly plays LA. Fmaj7 Gm Fmaj7 Casually glancing at his toupee. Fmaj7 Gm7 Wish I was an English muffin C Fmaj7 'Bout to make the most out of a toaster. Gm Fmaj7 I'd ease myself down, comin' up brown. Bb Am I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam. Fmaj7 Gm Fmaj7 I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan. Bbmaj7 Fmaj7 Ah, South California. Gm7 If I become a first lieutenant C Fmaj7 Would you put my photo on your piano? Gm Fmaj7 To Maryjane-- Best wishes, Martin. Bb Am (Old Roger draft-dodger leavin' by the basement door), Fmaj7 Everybody knows what he's Bbmaj7 Fmaj7 Gm7 Tippy-toeing down there for.