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Anal Beads ukulele

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[Intro]
G      D6 (Fermata)
D6     Cmaj7 (Fermata)
Cmaj7  Cm
Cm 

     G      D6
Anal Be  -  eads
     Cmaj7  Cm
Anal Be  -  eads
     G      D6
Anal Be  -  eads
     Cmaj7  Cm
Anal Be  -  eads

        G                    
It goes pop pop pop when it's coming up my asshole.
D6                                    
And it feels good. And it feels good. (It feels good!)
Cmaj7                                     
And it feels good. And it feels good
       Cm
tonight. (I broke a dog's neck.)

       G               D6       
In the darkest of times, 
        Cmaj7        Cm
they're there for me. (I love you.)
       G               D6
In the darkest of times, 
      Cmaj7  Cm             
these anal beads take care of
G                                      D6
me (They take care of me.) Shove it up real good. 
       Cmaj7           Cm
Now it kinda hurts. Oh noooo! (There's a lot of blood.)
    G           D6             
And aah________ ahh________
Cmaj7                                       Cm
Ambulance! (Oh my god, it's huge!) Call the ambulance! (Someone needs to kill that thing.)

       G                                 D6            
Now my ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding.
Cmaj7                                         Cm
Ass is bleeding. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
                             G       D6     
Ain't nothing wrong with that.    
                             Cmaj7   Cm
Ain't nothing wrong with that. 
                             G
Ain't nothing wrong with that.

    G                                 D6            
(My ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding 
Cmaj7                             Cm
Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding...): Repeat until end.
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