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Photoshop Your Memories ukulele

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"Photoshop Your Memories"
Rhett and Link
Up to This Point (2010)

Standard Tuning
EADGBe 



Chord Diagrams


  F-III     Dm        F-III     G-V       

e|--3--   e|--2--   e|--3--   e|--5--   
B|--3--   B|--3--   B|--5--   B|--7--   
G|--4--   G|--4--   G|--5--   G|--7--   
D|--5--   D|--4--   D|--5--   D|--7--   
A|--5--   A|--2--   A|--3--   A|--5--   
E|--3--   E|-----   E|-----   E|-----   


  F         Dm        Dm        G

e|--3--   e|--0--   e|--0--   e|--2--
B|--3--   B|--0--   B|--1--   B|--3--
G|--0--   G|--0--   G|--2--   G|--2--
D|--0--   D|--2--   D|--2--   D|--0--
A|--2--   A|--2--   A|--0--   A|-----
E|--3--   E|--0--   E|-----   E|-----







F-III   Dm   F-III   G-V






F-III
You pull out your photos of
     Dm
Your wedding in the Spring
              F-III   
And you're confronted by your double chin
         G-V
And your bald spot glistening


F-III
You could get a membership
       Dm
At the fitness hut down the road,
             F-III
Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down
    G-V
And even give yourself a 'fro.






     F-III
Your high school reunion
   Dm
Is coming next Friday
        F-III
And you know everyone will ask to see some
         G-V
Pictures of the babies that you've made.


        F-III
But the problem is your kid's head is big.
      Dm
I mean, we're talking "Alien" size here.
           F-III
Well, just cut and paste a hat, or at least a doo rag
       G-V
And it won't seem so severe.






(G-V)          F        Dm
Photoshop your memories.
  Dm
A picture's worth a thousand words,
     G
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt.






     F-III
Your birthday, this past Monday,
      Dm
Was a fun day, except for one thing:
     F-III
Your mother-in-law, who makes your skin crawl,
          G-V
Stuck her face in every frame.


F-III
You'd prefer to remember
     Dm
That day without her tattooed brows.
    F-III
The simplest solution: decrease the resolution
    G-V
And crop that woman out.






(G-V)          F        Dm
Photoshop your memories.
Dm
Your real life may be sub-par,
            G
But you can be who you want people to think you are.






(G)           F-III
Make yourself thin.
              Dm
Give yourself abs.
            F-III
Remove that mole.
            G-V
Say "No" to crack.


(G-V)               F-III
Say you went to the Alps
            Dm
In a luxury car
               F-III
With a Swedish Model.
     G-V
Just be who you want people to think you are.






(G-V)          F        Dm
Photoshop your memories.
  Dm
A picture's worth a thousand words
     G                               F
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt.

            
            
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