Unibrowsong Live Chords

[Intro]
G7 G6 G  G7 G6
 
G7 G6 G  F F# G
 
G7       G6     G              G7          G6      G
There is this problem and it's kept on the hush-hush 
G7             G6        G        F     F#        G
Most everybody's seen it but they just don't discuss (it!) 
G7          G6     G               G7    G6       G
It affects about 30 percent of the male population 
G7         G6      G                   F       F#     G
The healing won't begin until we have frank communication! 
G7    G6     G        G7      G6     G
Ring, ding, dong... Ringity-ding da ding dong... 
G7    G6     G        F       F#     G
Ring, ding, dong... Ringity-ding da ding dong (get their heads ringing) 
 
G7           G6   G         G7          G6   G
Please understand that this problem hits home 
G7                G6      G           F      F#      G
I speak from the heart 'cause I'm convinced I'm not alone! 
G7          G6     G        G7             G6   G
When I was thirteen and got interested in girls 
G7                   G6    G        F           F#    G
I looked between my eyebrows and I noticed some curls(boing!) 
 
Am        C                  G         D
How did I get here, in this awkward position? 
Am      C              G             D
My two eyebrows have formed a coalition... 
G         Cadd9     D         Cadd9
Out of the blue, my eyebrows grew 
G           Cadd9            D        Cadd9
Now there's one, where there once was two 
G    Cadd9      D            Cadd9
Holy cow! Gotta stop this somehow 
G                  Cadd9        D      Cadd9                  G7  G6  G    G7  G6  G
Things are gettin' hairy! Gotta end it now... My unibrow! 
        G7       G6      G      F       F#    G
(Ha! A-huh! Huh! Huh! A-huh! A-huh! A-huh! Huh!) (Link laughs) 
 
G7                           G6                G        G7                          G6
Shave it, pluck it, wax it, shave it, pluck it, wax it, shave it, pluck it, wax it, It's gettin' drastic! 
G7                           G6                G        G7                          G6
Shave it, pluck it, wax it, shave it, pluck it, wax it, shave it, pluck it, wax it, It's gettin' drastic! 
G7                  G7                         G7                 G7
Pluck it, pluck it, pluck it Shave it Wax it   Pluck it, pluck it Shave it, shave it Wax it 
G7                  G7                         G7                 G7
Pluck it, pluck it, pluck it Shave it Wax it   Pluck it, pluck it Shave it, shave it Wax it, 
                                               G7  G7
Wax it, wax it, wickety wickety wickety wax it
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