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Dear Penis ukulele

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Chords Used

	F		G		C
e	3		0		2
B	3		2		3
G	0		2		2
D	0		2		0
A	2		0		x
E	3		x		x

I tabbed this off a live version, I strum it differently then he does, but if you
keep time it sounds good

----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3----| (play twice)

continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,
except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice

Verse 1

     C      F               G           C   
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore

    F                G                  C
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor

        F              G           C
Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore

F                 G           C
It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine

F            G             C
Thats all we needed to get by

F            G                         C
Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame

     F            G           C
Dear Penis I dont like you anymore

Verse 2
(he sings)

     C	F		   G           C
Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore

F                     G                    C
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before

   F             G        C
Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore

F                 G                 C
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship

F                  G            C
Come to terms with truly how we feel

F             G              C
If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever

     F                G              C
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all

       F                  G                 C
Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls

enjoy the song, its hilarious to play with your friends.

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