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If You Play Your Cards Wrong ukulele

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Rodney Carrington - If You Play your cards wrong
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        F                               F
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
G                              F     G      F
You've got all the makings of my future ex-wife
F                                             F
I've got three bucks my credit sucks and my future don't look too bright
            G                             F        G       F
so if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight


      Am                   F
Some call me a loser and a lazy no-good slob
             Am
I've lost my house, I've got no car
    G
and I can't keep a job
         F                         G
but I've got a big heart, and another part
         Am
Take me home you'll understand
F               G           F      G        F
Because my genitalia looks like a pringles can


        F               G             Am
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
    F               G                  F         G     
    F
and when I pull my pants down, hey you won't believe i'm white
     F                                           F
and it's been said that I'm mister ed, but don't worry I won't bite
        G                             F        G      F
if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight

      Am
Some call me dishonest
          F
And they say I'm just lying
    Am
But I've peed next to old john holmes and
D (let ring)
He started crying.
      F            G
On a sunny day, I've got it made
     Em (let ring)
Get under my wiener if you need shade


       F                G              F        G    
 F
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
       F                G              F        G    
 F
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight

            
            
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