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My Conservative Girlfriend chords

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G                Bm                                     
She's a real Type A
         C                      D
And she's over-insured
G                Bm                                     
Her favorite castaway
         C                      D
Is Thurston Howell, the third

                  G               Bm              C             D
She doesn't like big government so it's no surprise
   G               Bm              C             D
I can be her lover long as I downsize

C       D        G  Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C      G            C                D
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
C       D        G  Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C      G            C                D
Every Friday we go liberal bashin'

G                Bm                                     
She's got the Supreme Court (Supreme Court)
         C                      D
Tattooed on her rump ('Tude on her rump)
G                                        Bm
Beside an autographed port (Autographed portrait)
               C           D       
Of Donald Trump, (Donald Duck)

                  G               Bm              C             D
And from the day I checked her out from front to back
   G               Bm              C             D
I knew her private sector could take up the slack

C       D        G  Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C      G            C                D
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
C       D        G  Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C      G            C                D
Every weekend we go wilderness trashin'

(spoken)
G Bm C D
Oh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast.
You're having the spotted owl omelet...
Whites only.
Come on, baby,
Raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire...

(sung)
                  G               Bm              C             D
She only deals in quality narcotics and guns
   G               Bm              C             D
Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans


C       D        G  Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C      G            C                D
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
C       D        G  Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C      G            C                D
Her white collar and her red neck are clashin'
C       D        G  Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C      G            C                D
Think she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin'
C       D        G  Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C      G            C                D
Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin'                                

            
            
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