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Christmas Is A Bitch chords

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[Intro]
C  C

[Verse]
C                              Em
Christmas really freaks me out. It makes me feel alone.
Am
I think that elves are creepy. I'm not a fan of snow.
F                    G                         C          G
Forgive me when I say that Christmas is a bitch.
C                                Em
Chocolate makes my skin breakout. I don't like decorations.
Am
I'm sick of all these cheesy songs that play on every station.
F                         G                           C          G
I think it's all so whack, but people seem to disagree.

[Chorus]
Am                               Em
The kids wait up for Santa Claus, the man with overalls.
F
He eats their milk and cookies, must have high cholesterol.
F                     G                        C         E
But who am I to judge? This guy is not even real.
Am                              Em
Cause mistletoe and candy canes, all of its so freaking lame.
F
Sorry if I sound insane.
                           F                        G
Christmas sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch, 
                          C          G
that's why Christmas is a bitch.

[Verse]
        C                          Em
There's people shopping at the mall for phones and big TV's,
Am                                                    
wasting all their money on lights and Christmas trees,
F                   G                               C          G
making corporations rich, that's why Christmas is a bitch.
    C                        E
And every time I look around, I see a smiling face,
Am                          F
is this a problem just with me or the human race?
             F                     G
All of these really annoying songs that people love to sing.
C                      E
What can I possibly be missing from this Christmas thing?

[Chorus]
Am                           Em
Kids wait up for Santa Claus, a weird dude with overalls.
F
He eats their milk and cookies, this guy has gotta have high cholesterol.
F                         G
But it makes people happy, it makes no sense to me.
C                                         E
It's a fat guy who breaks into your house. It's bullshit.
Am                                   Em
There's mistletoe and candy canes, I find all of this shit so lame.
F
I don't like playing cheerful games.
                       F                          G
If only I could flip a switch, it's a complicated sitch,
                          C       G
that's why Christmas is a bitch.

[Outro]
                              F                        G
These stupid sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,
                          C
that's why Christmas is a bitch.

            
            
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