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The Waitress Song ukulele

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Seth Sentry - The Waitress Song
This song made Triple J's Hottest 100 2009
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Same chords through the whole song

D#-Cm-G#-Fm-G#

D#
there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon
Cm
the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew
G#                                         Fm             G#
and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice
D#
and the food takes such a long time to get made
Cm
even when i'm the only person in the cafe
G#                                         Fm              G#
and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

D#
youre probably thinking why would i even bother eating there
Cm
on a daily basis theres heaps of other places on offer
G#
i wont change to another place if the bacon is rubber
            Fm                                              G#
and the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter
          D#
its the waitress i love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
                Cm
makes my heart race and a flutter i know its crazy to lover her
   G#
a lady thats basically just a, stranger with an apron down her brother
          Fm                   G#
i dont need to ask her name and number 
          D#
cause this relationship
   Cm                      G#                                           Fm    G#
is built on breakfast, im waitin on her just to wait on me, yeah

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon
the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew
and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice
and the food takes such a long time to get made
even when i'm the only person in the cafe
and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

she says hi to me bye to me thatl be 5.95 to me but i dont really mind
thats alright with me i just smile and eat
sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week
she knows in my quiet times i like to be alone
and write a poem with my headphones
newspaper bacon fried or poached egg and a slice of toast, a long black, but
the beans are always burnt
and if the cup is dirty she just cleans it with her shirt
i wonder if shes my ideal girl and what would happen if we dated in the real world
'nah' i dont think it would work i wouldnt wanna risk what we have and have to tip cause of that
besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
im waitin on her just to wait on me

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon
the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew
and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice
and the food takes such a long time to get made
even when i'm the only person in the cafe
and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

and it dont matter that the bacon i eats cold and its ok the newpapers are weeks old
but i dont mind no its fine cause shes all that im there for X2 

 there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon
the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew
and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice
and the food takes such a long time to get made
even when i'm the only person in the cafe
and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice


Hope that helps. HY.
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