C G F G C Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo-ooh-ooh C G Am E There once was a girl bird named Gertrude McFuzz F C D7 G and she had the smallest plain tail ever was. C G E Am One droopy droop feather that's all that she had. F C F G C And oh! That one feather made Gertrude so sad. Bb A Ab C She curled it. She dyed it. She gave it a puff. G Am Fm G She decked it with flowers but it wasn't enough. C G Am F For no matter what, it just was what it was: F G C Am A tail that simply wasn't meant F G C Am to catch the eye of an elephant, F C F G C the one feather tail of Miss Gertrude McFuzz.