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Craig Christ
Stephen Lynch
Unreleased

This Song Rocks!!  I couldn't find it tabbed anywere, so I watched it on Stephen's
new DVD Live at the El Rey and I tabbed it myself.
Behold Stephen Lynch's first but hopefully not last song featuring Power Chords.
Jeff Fardink

Chords:
        EADGBe
E5 ...022xxx
Eaug ...032xxx
B7 .....0212xx
E ......022100
C9 .....320010
Am .....002210

[Intro]
E5 Eaug (x4)

E5 Eaug
Everyone knows Jesus
E5 Eaug
The guy who healed the lame
E5 Eaug
Well I am Jesus' brother
B7
Craig is my name

E5 Eaug
Jesus is the prince of peace 
E5 Eaug
Jesus is the lamb 
E5 Eaug
Jesus is the son of god 
B7
But Craig don't give a damn

E C9
Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night
E C9
I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light
E C9
I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20
E C9
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
E C9
I'm fuckin' Craig
E C9
I'm fuckin' Craig
E C9
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
E5 Eaug
Craig Christ

E5 Eaug
E5 Eaug
E5 Eaug
E5 Eaug

E5 Eaug
I hang out with Leppers
E5 Eaug
Barabas and Sodomay
E5 Eaug
Jesus' friends are called apostles
B7
Those dudes are totally gay

E5 Eaug
Jesus performs miracles
E5 Eaug
From Galilee to Rome 
E5 Eaug
But it would be a miracle
B7
If he brought a fuckin' lady home

E C9
Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin'
E C9
Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin'
E C9
I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin,
E C9
But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn
E C9
I'm fuckin' Craig
E C9
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
E C9
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig

E5 Eaug
Craig Christ

E5 Eaug

Am
Jesus was our mother's fave
E
All her love to him she gave
Am
But theres no sibling rivalry
B7
When hes nailed to that tree

E C9
And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do
E C9
But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through
E C9
And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how
E C9
who and why and when and where is my messiah now

E C9
Its fuckin' Craig
E C9
Its fuckin' Craig
E C9
Fuckin' Craig
E C9
Fuckin' Craig
E5 Eaug
Craig Christ
E5 Eaug
Craig Christ
E5 Eaug
Craig Christ
E5 Eaug
I'm fuckin Craig
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FacingUsAll 111 May 01, 2006 03:49 PM

A "power chorded" E = E5, not Epow.

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MooseSTH 71 Jul 10, 2006 12:29 AM

How can it be an E5 if no notes have changed. I think the guy who tabbed it is right.

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sublimelover 41 Oct 25, 2006 05:38 PM

this tab sucks!most of ur chords are wrong. it sounds just fine with the E,C,Am,and the B7! theres no bar chords

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