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Delta Kai Ukulele Chords

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"Delta Kai" by Stephen Lynch
tabbed by Alex Coulombe

I just saw Stephen Lynch in concert in Boston, and my god is he hilarious.
His songs are getting more clever by the day. Here's his newest one (I think), and even
though it's not released officially, I feel no shame in putting it out because the only
people who will be able to play it are people who have been to his concert, ergo, loyal
fans. This is what I remember, thus be warned it's probably not perfect...Enjoy!

Standard tuning

Intro: (bar chords) C Am C Am C Am F G

C            Am           C           Am
It's college time again, September's almost here.

C            Am               F            G
Hanging with freshman girls, frat parties kegs of beer.

C            Am            C              Am
I see I girl I've wanted, make sure it's Delta Kai,

C            Am           F            G
We take some Oxycotton, and then we're getting high.


F             G          F            G
And then as I undress her, inside my sibulus...

F            G (stop)              G      A      B    C
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus!

C     Am   C Am    C       Am    C Am
I'm a bad professor, I'm a bad professor

C        Am      C  Am         G      F     
Ten year titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad bad

Tutoring in my apartment, turned into a slow dance
Hey baby what's your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade,
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid

Preparing for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram
But who cares about the essay test, so let's skip ahead to the oral exam!

I'm a bad professor --that's a blowjob reference--
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser,
I'm a bad, bad, bad.
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