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Half A Man ukulele

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This song is really simple

Capo on 3rd fret

   A    F   G   F
E|-0----3----2----0-|
B|-0----0----3----1-|
G|-1----0----2----0-|
D|-2----0----0----2-|
A|-2----2----X----3-|
E|-0----3----X----X-|


Verse 1:
       A            
All my days,
   F         G      A
 I live with my disgrace
    F         G       A
I'm afraid to show my face
       F         G      F
Or at least take off my underwear...


          A
See I was born
       F        G        A
Like a half way neutered pet
        F      G        A
I don’t have a matching set
       F       G
It’s a part of me
     F
That just aint there
        
Please, don’t stare


Chorus
           A                F
Well I’m a gambling man with out two dice
         A                       F
I’m like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
      A                     F
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
         G   F   A
But I’m half a man
          G    F    A
Yeah, I’m half a man


Verse2
      A
Wanna die
        F        G       A
end it all, just call it quits
        F      G        A
I can’t find a cup that fits
       F        G       F
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
       F
When I hear “ball one?


       A
Oh, my God
          F        G       A
How could you have been so cruel
        F      G      A
To give me one family jewel
        F          G          F
And the one that’s there must feel so sad
       F
He’s a lonely nad

Chorus 2
           A                    F
Well I’m a marathon runner with just one leg
      A                    F
I’m a fallopian tube with just one egg
      A
Oh, I want another testi
     F
Do I have to beg?
    G    F A
I’m half a man
         G    F A
Yeah, im half a man


Bridge
A..F...A...F...A...F...G...F
kinda like chorus

Chorus 3
           A                            F
Well I’m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
          A                                 F
And I’m a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
          A                          F
And I’m a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
         G    F  A
I’m just half a man
          G    F  A
Yeah, I’m half a man

            
            
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