Author: Stephen Lynch Song Title: Pierre Album: The Craig Machine Standard Tuning Chords: Am E Dm F C G -simple Tabbed using NOTEPAD! the bestest editor EVER! Intro dialogue: I got a call from my old writing partner.. Jeff... and you know.. we were kinda drinkin talkin to each other on the phone and he goes “Ya know I betcha that I can name a subject that you can’t write a song about.” I said “Alright fucker, let's hear it, what da ya got?” And he goes “ How ‘bout, uh, a homeless guy.” And I said “easy”. And he said “who is French…” LAUGHTER Let’s give it a shot.. If this doesn’t go over I owe him a lot of money. Am E My story is so tiresome… (tiresome) E Am Back in France I was rich as they come… (as they come) F C But I lost all my wealth and my good mental health E Am Now I live with zee filth and zee scum… (and zee scum) Dm C G I’m Pierre the only French bum in New York Dm C G When I open my Boone’s Farm I still schniff zee cork. Dm C G So have you a quarter, I’m begging you please F E Am I have to have wine with my government cheese. Am E I really should bid you adieu… (adieu) E Am I’m feeling a bit sac le blu… (sac le blu) F C My life is a hell I give off a bad smell E Am but I’m French oh that’s always been true. PIU!!! FYI: I enjoyed this song so much that I wanted to figure it out and play it for my friends an fam. This is my first-ever post online of a tab/chord. I use this site often especially for Lynch chords so I felt that it would be right to give back.