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As Bad As This ukulele

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There is no strumming pattern for this song yet. and get +5 IQ
I noticed no one had any chords for this song and was deeply displeased, so  I learned it by ear.

Written by John Curulewski
Lead Vocals by John Curulewski

Intro:  E  D  A E
E                  Em    
Did you ever in your life before
D  A             E
Feel as bad as this?
E                Em
Did you ever in good time think
     D     A       E
My life had gone amiss?
 Em                   A
Now I feel I've been unfair
  Em                       A
'cause I catch you hanging there.
E                Em
Did you ever in your life before
D  A            E
Feel as bad as this?
 
[Same Chords throughout song]


God knows I tried a half a year
But it didn't do no good.
My damnedest try to make it work,
I knew it never would.
Now there's nothin' wrong with you,


And there's nothing you could ever do.
God knows I tried a half a year
But it didn't do no good.

The times were good,
But over now,
A pleasant memory.
I'm sorry, there's another face
One that's close to me.
You know 'bout what I learned
And there's no stone left unturned.
The times were good,
But over now,
A pleasant memory. (sigh)
[Stops]


E
Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
B             
Said the momma to her son
E
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
A
Make it nice for everyone
E                         B                 E   B
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

[Same Chords for rest]


A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet
Holds the lid up with one hand
Won't let go the lid for fear that
On his banana it will land
Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Boy goes up he eats the enchilada
With the sauce that burns the heart
Family comes to visit family
Momma says don't belch and fart

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Everybody Sing!

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah


Fun Song.


            
            
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