Hey Bernie, Bernie Gm I was walking Am Then I stopped Gm Am7 Outside the Rite-Aid. Gm I saw him Am Bernie Schmidt Gm Am7 And I said F Hey Bernie, Bernie F F How are you doing today? F Hey Bernie, Bernie F D# Are you feeling okay? Gm Well tomorrow Am Today?s here Gm Am7 And I ate cheese Gm I work with Am Mr. Schmidt Gm Am7 And every morning I say Chorus (Substituting D# for Gm) Gm He says actually my Am Girlfriend died Gm D5 And I wasn?t in her will. D5 You know I C5 Loved her why E5 D5 Didn?t I get something? Oh! Gm I said well I Am Didn?t care Gm Am7 And he started to cry. Gm And I felt bad Am So I sad hey Gm *A At least it wasn?t me. So! Chorus F Hey Bernie, Bernie! Gsus Hi hey, hey, hey, hey, hey F Hey!