Internet Troll Chords

[Verse 1]
         G
You were told, back in the day,
       D                                       C
If you don't have anything nice to say to keep quiet.
                                   D
Don't be a jerk, don't devalue the work
 
Someone's done, even if you don't like it
 
      G
I was told, back in the day,
        D                                     C
You can judge a man by the way that he treats others
                                          D
To find someone nice; there is all this advice
 
So a girl doesn't find herself being used
 
 
[Pre-Chorus 1]
    C
But both you and I resist control
    D
And neither of us did the things we were told and
 
 
[Chorus 1]
  G                                         D
I love you, even though you are an Internet troll
                                           C
There's something about you that I want to know
 
It's the way that you write
                 D
So offensive and trite
 
With such passion; it's sort of appealing
 
  G                                             D
I love you, even though you're a commenter from hell
                                          C
The predictable way you don't know how to spell
 
And you're hateful
 
Disgusting, ungrateful
         D
Like you don't understand, other people have feelings
 
 
[Verse 2]
  G
I feel like you don't even know
       D
If you don't enjoy a YouTube video
        C
You can stop it. You don't have to watch it.
D
Your ignorance is just amazing.
 
   G
It seems like you've never heard
        D
That if media doesn't speak your words
        C
You can make something new, express your view
D
It's a delight how you're so darn lazy
 
 
[Pre-Chorus 2]
    C
The Internet makes you feel so empowered
    D
You almost forget you're a stupid coward
 
 
[Chorus 2]
  G                                         D
I love you, even though you are an Internet troll
                             C
Online you've got no self-control
 
And the things that you say aren't OK
D
Even when you're anonymous at a distance
 
  G                                            D
I love you even though you're a commenter from hell
                                 C
The magical way you get angry so well
 
And so quickly, you're zero to 60
         D
But I've got to admire your persistence
 
 
[whistle break!]
 
 
[Verse 3]
        G
We were told, back in the day
        D
That if someone's a bully that's because they
    C
Are sad with themselves, they're broken and need help
D
And they put others down so that they feel better
 
    G
And yes, that is true
  D                                                C
I know you are hateful because you completely lack value
 
But I still like you
D
I bet you'd know how to fix my computer
 
 
[Pre-Chorus 3]
   C
It makes you happy when others are sad
     D
It's cute how you blame the world for making you feel bad
 
 
[Chorus 3]
  G                                        D
I love you even though you are an Internet troll
                                   Em
Even though you're deeply sad and alone
 
And you're mean
 
You act like you're thirteen
D                                 G
Boy, you do wonders for my self-esteem
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