Will They Or Wont They Chords

(Lyrics are for the Chainmail and Cello version)
 
[Verse 1]
G
You and I are kinda like
    D
Romeo and Juliet
 
In that I'm romantic and sweet, and you're an immature loser
     G
With friends who are unreasonably violent
 
You and I are kinda like
D
Castle and Kate Beckett
 
in that I'm a total badass with extremely good looks
        G
and you tend to say the wrong thing
 
 
[Chorus]
C
In these stories, we want to know
G
"Will they or won't they?"
         D
But with us, I know the answer...
   G
We won't.
C
In these stories, we want to know
G
"Will they or won't they?"
         D
But with us, I know the answer...
   G
We won't.
 
 
[Verse 2]
G
You and I are kinda like
        D
Jim and Pam, season 1
 
In that I have a job and a boyfriend
        G
And you have a kinda weird thing with jello
 
You and I are kinda like
D
Booth and Dr. Brennan
 
In that I like dinosaurs and have a really great mind
    G
And all you care about is murder
 
 
[Bridge]
C
You and I are kinda like
G
Starbuck and Apollo
        D
In that after all this
                        G
this going to end in an anticlimactic way
C
You and I are kinda like
G
Starbuck and Apollo
        D
In that after all this
 
unresolved sexual tension
 
and emotional investment
 
and time and money
                        C
this going to end in an anticlimactic way
 
 
[Verse 3]
G
You and I are kinda like
D
Mulder and Scully
 
In that you're paranoid, and even when you're right
G
I look like the smart one
 
You and I are kinda like
D
Counselor Troi and Riker
 
In that I'm good at what I do and you are usually useless
G
(See, I switched it up that time.)
 
 
[Chorus]
C
In these stories, we want to know
G
"Will they or won't they?"
         D
But with us, I know the answer...
   G
We won't.
C
In these stories, we want to know
G
"Will they or won't they?"
         D
But with us, I know the answer...
   G
We won't.
 
 
(Note: as suggested by TRenee, you can add a single, slow Cm after the second "anticlimatic way"
to evoke the way Aubrey's cello tapers off at this point.)
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