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                   Why Does Everything Offend Me - The Jewo 
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In the key of A, no capo

[Intro]  
F#m  E  D

[Chorus 1]
F#m       E         D
Why does everything offend me?
F#m        E        D
Is it just my sensitivity?
F#m      E   D       A
You can say anything
F#m       E                D           A
And I'll believe that I'm the victim

[Verse 1]
F#m                      E
Browsing the internet is how I spend my days
D                                  C#m
Trying to find arguments yeah I'm part of that craze
   F#m                          E
I don't need sunlight 'cause my future is bright
   D                   C#m
I win every argument judging by my likes

  F#m                 E
I type and I sweat, I mutter and I growl 
  D                 C#m
Everything I read online is so foul 
F#m            E
That is why I have to get involved
D                                     C#m
Even though this is childish and I'm 20 years old

F#m                          E
People are so clueless and I know more than them 
D                      C#m
Anything I see can be viewed as racism 
    F#m                           E
I'm simply informing the world of what I know is right
   D                 C#m
And that all you say is a load of shite
 
      F#m                   E
I'm society's guardian, the justice king
D               C#m
Listen closely when I sing
    F#m                   E
Stop being disrespectful now show me your face 
          D                         C#m
I'm gonna make this world my motherfucking safe space

       F#m                                   E
And if I don't like what you're saying I'll shoot you down 
            D                   C#m
Because I've given myself the self righteous crown 
         F#m               E 
But don't worry about me, theres no need to fret, 
             D                            C#m
Because i'll put you in line and make you politically correct

      F#m                   E
The revolution is near, it's time to revolt
  D                      C#m
All you politicians it's time for you to bolt
F#m                            E
Because i'm taking over, I've simply had enough 
    D                          C#m
Free speech it's finished, now shut the hell up 



[Chorus 2 ]
F#m       E         D
Why does everything offend me?
F#m        E        D
Is it just my sensitivity?
F#m      E   D       A
You can say anything
F#m       E                D           A
And I'll believe that I'm the victim

[Verse 2] 
     F#m              E
But who is to blame for this situation?
      D                    C#m    
The one which has plagued our great nation 
      F#m                    E
Let's blame the government for fuelling this fire
     D                     C#m
It all started with their so called empire


 F#m                        E
To attribute the blame we need some realism 
    D                  C#m
So let's attach it to post-colonialism 
    F#m                 E
And if I see a statue referring to that era
     D                      C#m
I'll make sure the bulldozer comes even nearer


F#m                         E
Anything that reminds me of that disastrous path
         D                        C#m
Must be knocked and shoved and given a blast 
   F#m              E
We must keep using our imagination 
     D                  C#m
To remove all signs of cultural appropriation 

    F#m                           E
You want to have a party with an adventurous theme?
        D                                     C#m   
But what if it offends a minority that you've never seen?
 F#m                           E
Nothing makes me angrier than fancy dress
    D                C#m
Now take it off you drunken mess

        F#m                          E
And how dare you assume my gender and call me a man?
      D                  C#m
Because I self identify as a tin can 
    F#m                          E
You better check your privilege because you have no right 
    D                  C#m
To an opinion so give up the fight 

F#m                        E
Welcome to my world, this dystopian one
      D                          C#m
Where all debate ends and where there is no fun 
      F#m                    E
Your life is changing, your mouth's been closed
      D                   C#m
This is the future right here in this prose


[Chorus 3]
F#m       E         D
Why does everything offend me?
F#m        E        D
Is it just my sensitivity?
F#m      E   D        A
You can say anything
F#m       E                D           A
And I'll believe that I'm the victim


[Bridge]
D       E            F#m
These academic institutions
D                  E                 F#m
They've had enough of your vocal pollution 
     D             E
So stop debating now
   A                F#m
So we'll have no more rows
           D 
And then nothing else, 
 Dm                 A
Nothing else will offend me 

[Chorus 4]
F#m       E         D
Why does everything offend me?
F#m        E        D
Is it just my sensitivity?
F#m      E   D         A
You can say anything
F#m       E                D   Dm   A
And I'll believe that I'm the    victim
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