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Cheapest Show ukulele

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  Tiger Lillies - Cheapest Show


  Cm            G
The lion he has got false teeth, 
    Cm         G
the fire eater is a cheat
    Cm            G      Cm    G              
the exotic dancer is antique.

    Cm               G
The high-wire artist broke his nose, 
    Cm                G
the dancing bears got gangrene toes,
    Cm              G        Cm       G
And all the artists need new clothes.

Cm               G
Cut price is the acrobat, 
    Cm                  G
the fortune teller is a hack, 
    Cm             G      Cm       G     
the clowns make up is all cracked

         Cm                   G
It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
     Cm                 G
with drop outs drug addicts & queens
    Cm           G            Cm     G
its garish gaudy cheap and obscene.

Cm                 G
Half the staff are pimps & whores
    Cm           G
too old to do it anymore,
        Cm             G          Cm    G
they're all old, ugly, stupid, or poor

    Cm                  G
The boss drinks like an unblocked drain
    Cm              G
his wife is stupid, ugly, vain  
Cm                G                    Cm      G
they're so broke, they should elope to Spain

    Cm             G
The big top it has got more holes 
Cm                G
than a dart board its so old, 
    Cm              G          Cm      G
the cloth is rancid green with mould.

         Cm                   G
It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
     Cm               G  
with drop outs drug addicts and queens
    Cm           G           Cm      G
its garish gaudy cheap & obscene.



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