D A Movie stars and crashed cars D A both receive the same regard. D A Movie stars and stolen cars D A both set off the same alarms. G D G D Star fucker's stroke magazine cover gloss away G D contest speed dialing G A for radio airplay. D A The papparazzi's hit list D A crowds actor and plaintiff D A the papparazzi's contact sheet D A pairs dancers with friends of the deceased. G G D G A stroke magazine cover gloss away G D contest speed dialing G A for radio airplay. *Glockenspiel solo* C-G F C To bridal gowns in small towns F G from pay phones in movie houses F C they are told they don't have what they need F G to be the photos that they read. A-E over and over again We blame Magazines.