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Colonoscopy Song chords

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Tim Hawkins
Colonoscopy Song



Intro: Am    Dm   E   Am  2x

Verse 1:
Am                                                   Dm
You have some lovely children and a lovely wife,

E                                                         Am
You have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life,

Am                                     
But you knew the day was coming,

Dm
It was always meant to be.

Am                                                      E       Am    
The doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy! 


Chorus:
Dm                                Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy

E                                              Am
A wonderful procedure I’m shure you will agree

Dm                                           Am
Numbers up it time to take one for the team 

E                                           Am
Its right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.


Verse 2:
Am                                                      Dm
There is some preparation that you should know about,

E                                                         Am
You have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you out,

Am                                                  Dm
They take a certain instrument to look around inside,

E                                                  Am
And honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy ride!


Chorus 2:
Dm                       Am 
Oh colon colon colonoscopy, 

E                                            Am 
A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease, 

Dm
Stay close to a bathroom,

Am
Careful when you sneeze,

E                                      Am
You cant get away from colonoscopy!


Verse 3:
Am
Its not a lot of pleasure

Dm
Its not a lot of fun,

E                                                  Am
But now your turning 40 so you know it must be done,

Am                         Dm
Its not an ordinary, typical exam!

E                               Am
You lay down on the table then THANK you ma’am!


Chorus 3:
Dm              Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy

E                               Am
A wonderful procedure as everyone can see

Dm                      Am                       
And never underestimate how thorough they will be!

E                                         Am
Its time to take your medicine colonoscopy! 
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tydubs 88 May 16, 2013 02:04 PM

nice, this song is hilarious

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TheEpicDice 10 Aug 12, 2013 02:14 AM

when im feeling sad, these words always cheer me up.

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