F Dm F F I'm sorry mama, but I been drinkin again. F F G F Me and the old man got us a head start on the weekend. F Dm F And rest assured tonight I'm gonna be in Kevin's basement with all my F friends. F F G F Provided we can get, get our lazy asses down to Bottle King by ten. Dm F F F The walk home is gonna be a real shit show. Dm F G F I'll be pickin up half smoked cigarette butts all up and down Rock Road. Dm F F F Then throw up in the warm glow of the traffic light. Dm F G F I'm gonna put the devil inside me asleep if it takes all night. F Dm F F So lets get fucked up, and lets pretend we're all okay. F F G F And if you got something that you can't live with, save it for another day. F G F Save it for another day. 2nd verse is the same. F F I need a timeout, I need an escape from reality G F (Repeat once) Or else I need eternal darkness and death, I need an exit strategy. F G F So give me a Guiness, give me a keystone light, give me a kegger on a F friday night. F G F(repeat once) Give me anything, but another year in exile. F F G F I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey right now! F F G I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, God knows how many times I've said this F before, but I really don't feel like doing this anymore. F G F G So Andy lets turn into dirty old men. Close down the bar every night at the F Glen Rock inn. G F Talk about our grandkids as we stroke out grey beards. F G F Funny we're still doing car bombs after all of these years. F And I know there are bicycles waiting to ride, F But I could swear I heard voices on the other side. D F G Saying wait until you see the whites of their eyes.