[Intro] C A7 D7 G7 C A7 D7 G7 [Verse 1] C A7 D7 G7 Spring is here, a s-spring is here C A7 D7 G7 Life is skittles, and life is beer Dm G7 C G7 C I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring A7 D7 G7 I do! Don't you? Of course you do! Dm G7 C But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me D7 G G7 And makes every Sunday a treat for me! [Chorus 1] C Cmaj7 All the world seems in tune, on a spring afternoon C7 G7 When were poisoning pigeons in the park Dm Dm6 Dm7 Every Sunday you'll see, my sweetheart and me G7 C As we poison the pigeons in the park! [Post-chorus 1] F C When they see us coming, the birdies all try and hide D7 G7 But they still go for peanuts when coated with cy-an-ide C Cmaj7 C7 The sun's shining bright, everything seems all right, G7 C When were poisoning pigeons in the park! [Verse 2] G7 C7 We've gained notoriety, and caused much anxiety G7 C7 In the audubon society, with our games A7 D7 They call it impiety, and lack of propriety A7 D And quite a variety of...unpleasant names D7 G D7 G7 But its not against any religion, to want to dispose of a pigeon! [Chorus 2] G7 C Cmaj7 So,....if Sunday is free, why don't you come with me C7 G7 And we'll poison the pigeons in the park? Dm Dm6 And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two Dm7 G7 C While we're poisoning pigeons in the park [Post-chorus 2] F C We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment D7 G7 Except for the few we take home to experiment! C Cmaj7 C7 D7 G7 My pulse will be quickening with each drop of strychenine we feed to a pigeon D7 G7 D7 G7 C G7 C It just takes a smidgin, to poison a pigeon in the park!