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Merry Fucking Christmas Chords

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"Merry Fucking Christmas"
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From South Park - Episode 315 - Mr Hankeys Christmas Classics
Merry Fucking Christmas (performed by Mr Garrison)
Written by Trey Parker (I assume)
NOTE: I hope this is close to the original, it seems to fit and the verse can be played
easily by simply using power chords starting on fret 5 for A. This is my first attempt at
this one, corrections can be sent to [ROB at RETAYLOR dot CO dot UK] and i'll try and
include update them. The chord letters in brackets can be played or ignored depending on
what you think sounds right. Thanks. \/\/omabt.

Verse (1)
  A                 G
I heard there is no Christmas, 

       F            E
In the silly Middle East.. 

   A                  G
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus, 

          F                     E
They have Different Religious beliefs.. 

F                 G
They Believe in Muhammad, 

    A              G
And not in our Holiday.. 

    F          G 
And so every December, 

            A               B
I go to the Middle East and say.. 

Chorus (1)

C                                  G
Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas 

Put down that book 'The Koran' 

and hear some holiday wishes 

  C                (G)
Incase you haven't noticed, 

     (C)          Am
it's Jesus's Birthday 

       C               G
So get off you heathen Muslim Ass 

And fucking celebrate. 

Verse (2)

There is no holiday season in india, 
i've heard.. 
They don't hang up their stockings, 
and that is just absurd.. 
They've never read a Christmas Story, 
They Don't know what Rudolph is about.. 
And that's why in December, 
I'll go to india and shout.. 

Chorus (2)

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas 
Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef 
and pass it to the Missus 
Incase you haven't noticed, 
It's Jesus's Birthday 
So get off your heathen hindu ass, 
And fucking celebrate. 

Verse (3)

Now I heard that in Japan, 
Everyone just lives in sin.. 
They pray to several gods, 
And put needles in their skin.. 
On December twenty-fifth, 
all they do is eat a cake.. 
and that is why i'll go to Japan, 
and walk around and say.. 

Chorus (3)

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas 
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum. 
Incase you haven't noticed, 
There's festive things to do 
So lets all rejoice for Jesus 
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you. 


   A                                 B
On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say.. 

C                   G
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists 

            C        A
and all you atheists too.. 

C             Dm
Merry Fucking Christmas

E  C               (G) (C)
to yooooooouuuuuuuu....... 

(spoken)Thank you, Mr Hat..
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alham jr wrote on December 18 2010, 07:08 am

verse chords: F Em Dm C... x2 Dm Em F Em Dm Em F G chorus: C G C F C

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