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Merry Fucking Christmas Chords

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Being a huge fan of South Park, decided to sit and play each chord as close as possible to the original song, which is in standard tuning no capo needed. Please enjoy this simple, hilarious, fun song and leave feedback if there's something askew. Was this info helpful? Yes No
[Verse 1]

F                   Em
I heard there is no Christmas
Dm                  C
In the silly Middle East
F                      Em
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
Dm                            C
They have different religious beliefs
Dm              Em
They believe in Muhammad
F               Em
And not in our holiday
Dm           Em
And so every December
F                           G
I go to the Middle East and say

[Chorus 1]

C            C
Hey there Mr Muslim
C             G
Merry Fucking Christmas
G                      G
Put down that book the Koran
G                     C
And hear some holiday wishes
C                   C
In case you haven't noticed
C            F
It's Jesus's birthday
F                       G
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
G           C
And fucking celebrate

[Verse 2]

F                   Em
There is no holiday season
Dm            C
In India I've heard
F                        Em
They don't hang up their stockings
Dm               C
And that is just absurd!
Dm                             Em
They've never read a Christmas story
F                              Em
They don't know what Rudolf is about
Dm                 Em
And that is why in December
F                    G
I'll go to India and Shout

[Chorus 2]

C            C
Hey there Mr. Hinduist
C             G
Merry Fucking Christmas
G                      G
Drink Eggnog and eat some beef
G                     C
And pass it to the missus.
C                   C
In case you haven't noticed
C            F
It's Jesus's birthday
F                       G
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
G           C
And fucking celebrate!

[Verse 3]

F                    Em
Now I heard that in Japan
Dm                     C
Everyone just lives in sin
F                    Em
They pray to several Gods
Dm                        C
And put needles in their skin
Dm          Em
On December 25th
F                    Em
All they do is eat a cake
Dm                Em
And that is why I go to Japan
F                    G
And walk around and say

[Chorus 3]

C              C
Hey there Mr. Shintoist
C             G
Merry Fucking Christmas
G               G
God is going to kick your ass
G                   C
You infidelic pagan scum.
C                    C
In case you haven't noticed
C                       F
There's festive things to do
F                        G
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
G                           C
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

F                                    G
On Christmas Day I travel 'round the world and say
F                  Em                      Dm      C           
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
F             G             C
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!
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