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Funky Cold Medina tab

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Tab at top to middle of page, lyrics at middle to bottom of page. Too many lyrics to fit with the tab, as
simple as it is.

Intro: e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
       B|-------------------xx66~---------------------------------------|
       G|-------------------xx55~-xx55~-------------------------5-5-----|
       D|-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx33~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-5-5-45~-|
       A|-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-------xx33~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-3-3-45~-|
       E|-xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-------------xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-----23~-|

First Verse: e|-----|  e|-------------|  e|-----|  e|-----|
             B|-----|  B|-------------|  B|-----|  B|-----|
             G|-----|  G|-----5-5-----|  G|-----|  G|-----|
             D|-55~-|  D|-55~-5-5-45~-|  D|-55~-|  D|-55~-|
             A|-55~-|  A|-55~-3-3-45~-|  A|-55~-|  A|-55~-|
             E|-33~-|  E|-33~-----23~-|  E|-33~-|  E|-33~-|

Chorus: e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
        B|-------------------xx66~---------------------------------------|
        G|-------------------xx55~-xx55~-------------------------5-5-----|
        D|-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx33~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-5-5-45~-|
        A|-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-------xx33~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-3-3-45~-|
        E|-xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-------------xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-----23~-|

Second Verse: e|-----|  e|-------------|  e|-----|  e|-----|
              B|-----|  B|-------------|  B|-----|  B|-----|
              G|-----|  G|-----5-5-----|  G|-----|  G|-----|
              D|-55~-|  D|-55~-5-5-45~-|  D|-55~-|  D|-55~-|
              A|-55~-|  A|-55~-3-3-45~-|  A|-55~-|  A|-55~-|
              E|-33~-|  E|-33~-----23~-|  E|-33~-|  E|-33~-|

Chorus: e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
        B|-------------------xx66~---------------------------------------|
        G|-------------------xx55~-xx55~-------------------------5-5-----|
        D|-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx33~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-5-5-45~-|
        A|-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-------xx33~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-3-3-45~-|
        E|-xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-------------xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-----23~-|

Third Verse: e|-----|  e|-------------|  e|-----|  e|-----|
             B|-----|  B|-------------|  B|-----|  B|-----|
             G|-----|  G|-----5-5-----|  G|-----|  G|-----|
             D|-55~-|  D|-55~-5-5-45~-|  D|-55~-|  D|-55~-|
             A|-55~-|  A|-55~-3-3-45~-|  A|-55~-|  A|-55~-|
             E|-33~-|  E|-33~-----23~-|  E|-33~-|  E|-33~-|

Chorus: e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
        B|-------------------xx66~---------------------------------------|
        G|-------------------xx55~-xx55~-------------------------5-5-----|
        D|-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx33~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-5-5-45~-|
        A|-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-------xx33~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-3-3-45~-|
        E|-xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-------------xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-----23~-|

Bridge: e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
        B|-------------------xx66~---------------------------------------|
        G|-------------------xx55~-xx55~-------------------------5-5-----| (P.M. entirely first time)
        D|-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx33~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-5-5-45~-|
        A|-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-------xx33~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-3-3-45~-|
        E|-xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-------------xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-----23~-|

Fourth Verse: e|-----|  e|-------------|  e|-----|  e|-----|
              B|-----|  B|-------------|  B|-----|  B|-----|
              G|-----|  G|-----5-5-----|  G|-----|  G|-----|
              D|-55~-|  D|-55~-5-5-45~-|  D|-55~-|  D|-55~-|
              A|-55~-|  A|-55~-3-3-45~-|  A|-55~-|  A|-55~-|
              E|-33~-|  E|-33~-----23~-|  E|-33~-|  E|-33~-|

Outro Chorus: e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
              B|-------------------xx66~---------------------------------------|
              G|-------------------xx55~-xx55~-------------------------5-5-----|
              D|-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx33~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-5-5-45~-|
              A|-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-------xx33~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-xx55~-3-3-45~-|
              E|-xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-------------xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-xx33~-----23~-|

Lyrics: First Verse: Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action.

                     But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction.

                     The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me.

                     My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-c?

                     The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar.

                     Havin' drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star.

                     So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina.

                     I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"

             Chorus: Funky Cold Medina

       Second Verse: This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks

                     Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick

                     It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

                     A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap

                     So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg

                     Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg

                     He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner

                     But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

             Chorus: You know what I'm sayin'?

                     I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door

                     I got Spuds Mckenzie, Alex from Stroh's

                     They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

        Third Verse: I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"

                     I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina

                     She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"

                     Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it

                     So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned

                     But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man

                     So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

                     You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

             Chorus: You know, ain't no plans with a man

                     This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies, ya know? Break it down.

             Bridge: No lyrics

       Fourth Verse: Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection

                     I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"

                     The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner

                     I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner

                     She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

                     Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin'

                     I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast so I'll be seein' ya"

                     That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

       Outro Chorus: Ya know what I'm sayin'? That Medina's a monster, y'all.

                     Funky Cold Medina

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Note: P.M. means Palm Mute
         ~ means an Extended or Held Note
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