Texas Hold Em Chords

Tuning: Double Drop D DADGBD
 
[Intro]
 
D|-----------------------------|
B|------3-3-------3-------3----|
G|----2---------2-------2------|
D|--0---------0----------------| x3
A|----------2------ 0h2--------|
D|-----------------------------|
 
D|---------------------------------|
B|------3-------3---------------3--|
G|----2-------2---------------2----|
D|--0-----2p0-----3b4-3b4-2p0------|
A|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
 
D|------------------------------------0--|
B|------3----------3-----------3------3--|
G|----4----------4-----------4--------2--|
D|-----------0-----------0------------0--|
A|--2-----0h2--2-----0h2---2-----0h2--0--|
D|------------------------------------0--|
 
[Chorus]
N.C.        D
This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)
 
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
             G
So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey)
       D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
            A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
     G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
D* N.C.
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, huh (woo)
 
[Verse 1]
            D
There's a tornado (there's a tornado) in my city (in my city)
        D
In the basement (in the basement), that shit ain't pretty (shit ain't pretty)
       G
Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin')
           D
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
 
[Pre Chorus]
Bm   G
Ooh, one step to the right
   D
We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm   G
Ooh, run me to the left
     D
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
 
[Chorus]
         D
This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)
 
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
             G
So park your Lexus (woo) and throw your keys up (hey)
       D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around
            A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
     G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
  D
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo)
            A
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
     G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
  D
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo)
 
D
....Woo-hoo
D
....Woo-hoo
G
....Woo-hoo
D
....
 
[Verse 2]
D
   There's a heatwave (there's a heatwave) coming at us (coming at us)
D
Too hot to think straight (too hot to think straight), too cold to panic (cold to panic)
          G
All of the problems just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)
             D
And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah
 
[Pre Chorus]
Bm   G
Ooh, one step to the right
   D
We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm    G
Ooh, you run to the left
     D
Just work me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
 
[Chorus]
           D
This ain't Texas (woo), ain't no hold 'em (hey)
            D
So lay your cards down, down, down, down, oh
            G
So park your Lexus (hey), throw your keys up (hey)
       D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
            A
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
     G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
D
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (woo)
            A
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
     G
Come pour some liquor on me honey, too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
D                                            Bm
Don't be a-, come take it to the floor now, ooh
 
[Outro]
       G                               Bm
           Take it to the floor now, ooh
        G                               Bm
Hoops, spurs, boots, to the floor now, ooh
       G                      Bm
Tuck, back, oops (ooh, ooh, ooh)
G                                        Bm
Shoot, come take it to the floor now, ooh
            G                               Bm
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
      G                                    Bm
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too
      G              Bm
Furs, spurs, boots
           G
Solargenic, photogenic, shoot
 
 
 
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| h  Hammer-on
| p  Pull-off
| b  Bend
 
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