Lunchlady Land Chords

Original key is half step down (Absus2 / Db / Eb are the chords)
 
 
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Woke up in the morning.
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Put on my new plastic glove.
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Served some re-heated salsbury steak
        D
With a little slice of love
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Got no clue what the chicken pot pie
 
Is made of.
 
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Just know everything's doing fine
           D
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.
 
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Well, I wear this net on my head
 D
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.
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I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
 D
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.
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I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
D
But there's no reason to shout.
E
Everybody gets enough food
            D
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.
 
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Well, yesterday's meatloaf
                         A
Is today's sloppy joes
        D
And my breath reaks of tuna
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And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.
 
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In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
  D
Clouds made of carrots and peas
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Mountains built of shepherds pie
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And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
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But don't forget to return your trays
  D
And try to ignore my gum disease
   E                                        Asus2
No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land   (ohhhhh ohhhh)
 
 
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Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
                                        D
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
D
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
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Hoagies and grinder, hoagies and grinders
D
Navy beans, navy beans
D
Meatloaf sandwich
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Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
D
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
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Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
D
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
 
 
Asus2
Well I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see
         D
All the pepperoni pizza was a-looking at me
           Asus2
It screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold
         D
I said I got the spatula just do what you're told
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Then the liver and onions started joining the fight
             D
And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might
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And the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head
              D
"It's called revenge Lunchlady" said the garlic bread
 
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I said what did I do to make you all so mad
             D
They said you got flabby arms and your breath is bad
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Then the green beans said you better run and hide
              D
But then my friend sloppy joe came and joined my side
 
          Asus2
He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady the kids wouldn't eatcha
             D
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' please to meet ya
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She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal
              D
You should be kissin' her feet and kissin' her mole
 
    Asus2
Now all the angry foods just leave me alone
       D
And we all live together in a happy home
 
Thanks to
 
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Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
   D
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
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Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
       D
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
 
E
Well me and sloppy joe got married
D
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine
                        A
Down in Lunchlady Land
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