Will You Help Me Repair My Door Chords

"Will You Help Me Repair My Door" - Afroman
Single, released 2023
 
[!] Link to song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oponIfu5L3Y [!]
 
[!] Capo on 1st fret [!]
 
[Intro]
E
  Ooh, yeah
A
E    C#m
         Ohh
A    B
E  A  E  B
 
 
[Verse 1]
         E
Will you help me repair my gate?
         A
Will you help me repair my door?
        E                          C#m
Did you find what you was looking for?
         A              B                E   A  E  B
Will you help me repair... my gate and door?
 
 
[Verse 2]
          E
Would you like a slice of lemon pound cake?
        A
You can take as much as you wanna take
      E                 C#m
There must be a big mistake
          A                        B                 E   A  E  B
Would you like to have a slice of my... lemon pound cake?
 
 
[Verse 3]
    E
The warrant said "Narcotics" and "Kidnapping"
    A
The warrant said "Narcotics" and "Kidnapping"
        E                           C#m
Are you kidding? I make my money rapping
             A                        B                                           E   A
Why does the warrant say "Narcotics"... well, I know "Narcotics", but why "Kidnapping"?
       E                B
(Let me ask you something, officer)
 
 
[Verse 4]
    E
Any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets?
              A
Are there any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets?
    E                         C#m
You crooked cops need to stop it
             A                      B          E   A
There are no kidnapping victims in my suit pockets
        E                 B
(Let me ask you another question)
 
 
[Verse 5]
           E
Is there a thousand pounds of weed in my suit pockets?
           A
Is there a thousand pounds of weed in my suit pockets?
    E                         C#m
You crooked cops need to stop it
              A                          B          E   A
There's not a million pounds of weed in my suit pockets
        E                  B
(Let me ask you something else)
 
 
[Verse 6]
    E
Any kidnapping victims inside my CDs?
    A
Any kidnapping victims inside my CDs?
                 E                                   C#m
The Adams County Sheriff's Department, you can get these
             A                      B          E  A  E  B
There are no kidnapping victims in my, in my CDs
 
 
[Verse 7]
         E
How many pounds of weed are inside my CDs?
         A
How many pounds of weed are inside my CDs?
             E                      C#m
Adams County Sheriff, you can get these
         A                       B           E  A  E  B
How many pounds of weed did you find in my CDs?
 
 
[Verse 8]
E
Why are you stealing my money?
A
Why are you stealing my money?
         E                         C#m
You represent the law, and it's funny
                   A                      B              E  A  E  B
You're stealing my legal work-hard-every-day pay-taxes money
 
 
[Verse 9]
    E
The sheriff disconnected my cameras
    A
The sheriff disconnected my cameras
    E                                  C#m
The sheriff should be locked up in slammers
                 A                        B              E  A  E  B
The Adams County Sheriff Department disconnected my cameras
 
 
[Verse 10]
        E
Did you have to traumatize my kids?
        A
Did you have to traumatize my kids?
        E                      C#m
Did you have to traumatize my kids?
        A              B       E  A  E  B
Did you have to traumatize my kids?
 
 
[Verse 11]
         E
Will you pay me for doing me wrong?
         A
Will you pay me for doing me wrong?
         E                     C#m
Will you pay me for doing me wrong?
          A                B             E  A  E  B
Or will I have to get paid... from this song?
 
 
[Outro]
                                    E
Hey, you think they gonna buy this, man? Yah, yah
A
E    C#m
A    B
E  A  E  B
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